This moring, on my way to work, I decided to listen to FM radio rather than the usual Pandora. Of course, actually finding a song to enjoy was tough BUT, what I did hear actually inspired this very blog...
It's nothing new for some obnoxious loud mouthed douchebag to try and sell me something by means of screaming at me over the radio. This tactic is employed by the usual suspects...car dealerships, fireworks emporiums, and, of course, the monster truck guy. SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!
I've heard them all! Or so I thought...? Today, as I scrolled through the radio dial I couldn't help but stop when I heard this....."That's right! We've got him in the flesh! Come out today to Ringling Brothers Circus and get the chance to see him with your very eyes!" Of course, I was on the edge of my seat! Who could it be??? Michael Jordan? Matt Damon? Justin Bieber? (one can dream). I was so nervous excited! And then...to my utter confusion, the identity of the mystery guest was revealed...
JOHN SCHNEIDER!!!! I know! That's what I said! Who the hell is John Schnedier? For those of you who don't know, John Schneider is none other than Bo Duke from the early 80's television series Dukes of Hazard. Really??? Correct me if I'm wrong but don't the folks at Ringling Brothers Circus self promote themselves as "The Greatest Show on Earth?" That's a bit of a stretch don't you think? That's like Tom Cruise calling himself the tallest actor in Hollywood (or the most hetero for that matter). I mean...John Schnedier? Bo Duke? Really?? How starved for entertainment do you have to be for that to excite you? Perhaps they'll get lucky and some fans of the 2005 Dukes of Hazard movie will show up confused ready to meet SeannWilliams Scott or Jessica Simpson. At any rate, I'm no marketing genius but I am going to go ahead and call this an EPIC FAIL in the arena of marketing your product. I mean c'mon...come back and see me when you bring some real talent to Birmingham. I'm talking about a mega star like "Tootie" from The Facts of Life. Then we'll talk. In the meantime, I'm afraid Ringling Brothers may need to take on a less flattering slogan. I suggest, "The best chance you have of seeing a midget get mauled by a tiger without having to go to Vegas!" It kind of has a nice ring to it...don't you think?
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
I had to google it! So, what???
First, it should be noted, that I am perhaps the last person who should even think about attempting to blog. If, for no other reason, because I had to "google" how to even start this process. Luckily, a simple search for "how to start a blog?" will return some very interesting and helpful items.
According to a number of Internet sources, the title of one's blog is vital to the overall success of the blog and should be chosen very carefully. So, I thought it would make sense to enlist some help with choosing mine. To the right you will see that I have set up a simple poll. You can vote for your favorite or by all means make a suggestion of your own. As for the options on the poll, a little explanation may be of some assistance....
Option 1: "Read about Reid"
Clearly, this is a very poor attempt at a play on words. My name is Reid and it sounds like the verb, read. Get it? The fact that this is even an option on the poll should point out to you that creativity is not exactly a strength. Let's face it...this is a lame title! In fact, I am going against the advice of my google search by even considering this title. According to a "How to Blog" website I visited today, sarcasm, irony, and inside jokes should be avoided when deciding on a blog title. I'm such a rebel! Long story short....if you choose this title, the rest of the options must REALLY be awful!
Option 2: "3rd Grade Reading Level Required"
I'm not sure what this means? I guess this is in reference to the fact that I want to blog without fear of persecution from those that are smarter than me (Stephen Hawking). In other words, if I want to get on my computer late at night and rant about my latest dining experience or perhaps a recent vacation, I don't want to have to worry about whether or not I conjugated all of my verbs properly or if I misspelled anything. I just want to rant! This title might also be useful as a warning to would be readers that they should definitely not expect Shakespeare on this blog. Although, it has been said that I am a cunning linguist.
Option 3: "Glory, Glory"
For those of you who don't know, I am a MASSIVE fan of Manchester United Football Club (MUFC)! I know...I know, you don't like soccer. Well I do! A lot! I have many interests, but the list of things I am truly passionate about is a short one. Soccer is on that last and more specifically the English Premier League or EPL. Even more specifically...Manchester United! So what's up with "Glory, Glory?" This is a reference to a popular pub song or stadium song that begins "Glory Glory Man United." For United fans it is a decleration of your support for the club. Since I live in Alabama I'll explain it like this...We use it much like an Auburn Fan would use the term, "War Eagle!" or a Bama fan would use "Roll Tide!" (It was painful typing that...GO GATORS!) In short, it is a decleration of my love for my favorite sport and for the greatest team in all the land...MANCHESTER UNITED!!
Option 4: "Reid's Blog"
Unfortunately, if you need explanation of this title, it is likely that you DON'T read at a 3rd grade level and therefore should not be reading this blog! (see Option 2).
Please vote on your favorite or feel free to make suggestions of your own. I realize that my mom will probably be the only one to vote because she is the only person alive who will actually visit this site. Not becuase she thinks I am interesting but because she is my mother. The way I understand it, mom's have a legal obligation to support their children in their endeavors...even in spite of popular opinion. It's true...there is a precedent! see The People vs Carrot Top's Mom.
According to a number of Internet sources, the title of one's blog is vital to the overall success of the blog and should be chosen very carefully. So, I thought it would make sense to enlist some help with choosing mine. To the right you will see that I have set up a simple poll. You can vote for your favorite or by all means make a suggestion of your own. As for the options on the poll, a little explanation may be of some assistance....
Option 1: "Read about Reid"
Clearly, this is a very poor attempt at a play on words. My name is Reid and it sounds like the verb, read. Get it? The fact that this is even an option on the poll should point out to you that creativity is not exactly a strength. Let's face it...this is a lame title! In fact, I am going against the advice of my google search by even considering this title. According to a "How to Blog" website I visited today, sarcasm, irony, and inside jokes should be avoided when deciding on a blog title. I'm such a rebel! Long story short....if you choose this title, the rest of the options must REALLY be awful!
Option 2: "3rd Grade Reading Level Required"
I'm not sure what this means? I guess this is in reference to the fact that I want to blog without fear of persecution from those that are smarter than me (Stephen Hawking). In other words, if I want to get on my computer late at night and rant about my latest dining experience or perhaps a recent vacation, I don't want to have to worry about whether or not I conjugated all of my verbs properly or if I misspelled anything. I just want to rant! This title might also be useful as a warning to would be readers that they should definitely not expect Shakespeare on this blog. Although, it has been said that I am a cunning linguist.
Option 3: "Glory, Glory"
For those of you who don't know, I am a MASSIVE fan of Manchester United Football Club (MUFC)! I know...I know, you don't like soccer. Well I do! A lot! I have many interests, but the list of things I am truly passionate about is a short one. Soccer is on that last and more specifically the English Premier League or EPL. Even more specifically...Manchester United! So what's up with "Glory, Glory?" This is a reference to a popular pub song or stadium song that begins "Glory Glory Man United." For United fans it is a decleration of your support for the club. Since I live in Alabama I'll explain it like this...We use it much like an Auburn Fan would use the term, "War Eagle!" or a Bama fan would use "Roll Tide!" (It was painful typing that...GO GATORS!) In short, it is a decleration of my love for my favorite sport and for the greatest team in all the land...MANCHESTER UNITED!!
Option 4: "Reid's Blog"
Unfortunately, if you need explanation of this title, it is likely that you DON'T read at a 3rd grade level and therefore should not be reading this blog! (see Option 2).
Please vote on your favorite or feel free to make suggestions of your own. I realize that my mom will probably be the only one to vote because she is the only person alive who will actually visit this site. Not becuase she thinks I am interesting but because she is my mother. The way I understand it, mom's have a legal obligation to support their children in their endeavors...even in spite of popular opinion. It's true...there is a precedent! see The People vs Carrot Top's Mom.
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